Dang those talking Appliances
Have you ever thought about just how many appliances you own that talk back? Well, I'm thinkin' about it now. I went to my kitchen to find something to eat. I opened the Refrigerator and after 5 seconds I hear "beep - beep - beep" I want to tell it to "Shut up for goodness sakes! I'm not done lookin" I find my leftovers, put them in a dish and nuke it in the microwave. While it is cooking every nutritious organism out of existence, and I am pouring a glass of iced tea, I hear "beeeeeep - beeeeeep" I knew the fridge wasn't still open, and then I heard "bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep" I'm lookin' around the kitchen, scratching my head, trying to ignore it, scratching my head some more. "bleep-bleep-bleep-bleep" "beeeeeep - beeeeeep" I find the source of the annoyance - the dishwasher that won't shut up unless you open the stinkin' thing and then close it. It will beep every 5 minutes till the cows come home if you don't open the door. The other beepin' was my microwave letting me know my meal was nuked to death.